Spiffy
Spiffy, now eleven years old, holds a Ph.D. in the field of "Imminent Gravity Failure." She and her business partner, Rusty, have performed exhaustive studies in this area and they remain convinced that gravity may fail at any given moment, causing food, furniture and cats to randomly float around the house. In support of this theory, she and Rusty spend much of their time holding down various chairs, beds and sofas. They are ever vigilant, and their fierce dedication to the security of the household is admirable. Note Spiffy hard at work in the above photo.
Spiffy and Rusty are the co-owners and operators of a landscape design company, specializing in the post-apocalyptic aesthetic. Their minimalist/nihilist approach to landscaping has won critical acclaim from strip miners and nuclear holocaust enthusiasts the world over.
In her spare time, Spiffy enjoys chasing squirrels and cats, eating Greenies, wearing hats and headbands, and smiling.
